Wednesday, February 6

THE MESS - Aloo, Cat and Corruption

One can understand the relevance of Aloo(Potato) here, but what's with the 'Cat' and 'Corruption'? (well may be one can guess about corruption too). I know this doesn't make any sense to you. Again, it'd make sense to the residents of Men's Hostels J & K, University of Hyderabad.

Lemme get to the point(s):

Aloo - It goes like this
                                        "Aloo Aloo in all curries
                                         Aloo Aloo every day...
                                         But...
                                         Seldom do we find you,
                                         in Aloo Paratha..."
Ya! that's how it is. Every Sunday morning we hunt for Aloo's in Aloo Paratha. Don't worry dear one's you'll find a hand-full of Aloos every day, in all curries - during Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Cheers to the mess(Aloo) secretary!

Now, about the cat

If you want to eat something after 8.15/8.30 PM, please visit the mess for "Special" Cat licked rice, may be pooped too... Yuck!! To support this awesome fact I have a picture.


As a matter of fact there are "Just" 3/4 cat's in the mess. The awesome part being the love and care given to the "dear" cat's by mess workers and some of our loving bhaiyyas(brothers). How Romantic...

Corruption: C'mon this is Incredible India!
                  Mess Secretaries grow rich at the end of their one month tenure, they receive great support from our dear mess workers and shopkeeper's are proud to provide them with fake bills. Kudos to the Mess Secretaries ... err.. Aloo Secretaries.
                                                   _________PEACE________
                                            Always stare at a spectacle

9 comments:

  1. Most of the college mess has a similar story to speak..They call some brown colored water as "sambar" and a similar solution as "rasam".

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    1. The saddest part being no one speaks out, or is ready to raise a question.

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  2. nice,but ' heartless' cats they are just innocence we the students and also workers responsible for these things..

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    1. 'Heartless'? I didn't blame the cat(s). Cool down :P

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    2. I for one don't think cats are innocent. They stay around for comfort. Give me a dog anytime. Bro you have got to stress these points. Everyone knows they cause diseases.Oh and I don't know anything about college messes.But I do know that once a worm was found in some dish in the school canteen.

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  3. it is the same with ladies hostel.. same to you....
    i heard from some one that in the girls hostel mess secretary visit jewelery. because that's the easiest way to hide.... good unproductive investment for a MESS work....

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  4. good job! if you dont speek up no one will... Not only do you & your fellow students deserve better, you guys deserve the best! India is the future and the future of India are its educated... the world's eye is on India

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